It's a cliche because it's true. With just 270 minutes (plus extra time) left to play, anyone can win the Champions League. Liverpool were in the final just a year ago and Barcelona were the last team not named Real Madrid to actually win it. Ajax and Tottenham look like the longshots but have earned their places by taking down Borussia Dortmund, Real Madrid, Manchester City and Juventus in the past two rounds. Plus, thanks to the fact that the quarterfinal and semifinal draws were made at the same time, one of them is already guaranteed to make the final.

So let's take a look at why each team will and won't be lifting the Champions League trophy in Madrid come June 1.

Barcelona: Lionel Messi's magicians

538.com SPI: 93.3
Chance of reaching final: 49 percent
Chance of winning: 34 percent
Semifinal opponent: Liverpool (first leg: Wednesday, May 1, second leg: Tuesday, May 7)

Why They'll Win: The last time Barcelona made it this far, they won the whole thing. In 2015, they'd successfully transitioned out of the "tiki-taka" era and seemed to have a clear succession plan in place: as Lionel Messi aged into his 30s and gradually declined, Neymar would just pick up the slack. Well, four years later, Neymar's gone -- and once again watching the latter rounds of the Champions League from somewhere in Paris -- and Barcelona might be more reliant on Messi than they ever have been.

Messi could have retired last summer and laid claim to owning the best club soccer career we've ever seen but instead, at age 31, he's putting the finishing touches on what might be his best year yet.

Who's leading Europe in goals scored? Messi. Assists? Messi. Through-balls? Messi. Take-ons? That's Eden Hazard, but Messi is second. Messi is the best player of all time because he's basically been the best scorer, creator, passer and dribbler on every field he's ever stepped on. Somehow, in his 15th season, that's more true than it's ever been.

Why They Won't: How do I say this? Their defense... it sucks. It doesn't suck in the grand scheme of European soccer but for a Champions League contender, it sure does. According to expected goals, which uses a variety of factors to put a historical conversion probability on every shot a team takes and concedes, Barcelona have a worse defense than five teams in La Liga alone. They don't dominate possession or press as effectively from the front as they used to, and the guys who always cleaned things up on the back end -- namely, Sergio Busquets and Gerard Pique -- have aged into their 30s.

As such, rather than leveraging the entire team into an 11-man attacking machine, manger Ernesto Valverde has decided to take take his foot off the gas and ask Messi to do everything. On the whole, it's worked out: They're nine points ahead of second place in La Liga and are three games from a fifth Champions League trophy. But being so reliant on a single player -- even if it's the single greatest player -- exposes you to an injury, an off day or a particularly effective opposition game plan.

With their Messi-centric approach, the current iteration of Barcelona basically function as a more talented, better coached version of Argentina. And yeah: you already know how that story goes.

Liverpool: The complete package

538.com SPI: 93.6
Chance of reaching final: 51 percent
Chance of winning: 35 percent
Semifinal opponent: Barcelona (first leg: Wednesday, May 1, second leg: Tuesday, May 7)

Why They'll Win: Remember the helter-skelter Liverpool of the past few years? The one that could nearly blow a 5-0 lead against Roma, lose 4-1 to Tottenham and concede seven combined goals against Swansea and Bournemouth? That team is dead. Long live Simon Mignolet and Ragnar Klavan.

With a slightly less manic, teamwide ball-chasing approach, and a rearguard that now includes arguably the world's best defender (Virgil van Dijk) and the world's best goalkeeper (Alisson), preventing goals has become Liverpool's strength. Based on the number of goals conceded in domestic play -- 20 in 34 games -- Jurgen Klopp's brings the competition's best defense into the semifinals.

The results of knockout games between relatively even teams often have little to do with who dominates space or who creates the better chances. Games typically come down to individual moments: both mistakes and bits of brilliance. After losing last year's final thanks to a Gareth Bale bicycle kick and two outlandish errors by keeper Loris Karius, Liverpool know this better than anyone. Van Dijk and Allison all but eliminate the mistakes on the defensive end, which means any moment of brilliance on the other side of the field is more likely to decide a game.

Liverpool are the only semifinalist with three players -- Mohamed Salah, Roberto Firmino, and Sadio Mane -- who have at least 18 combined goals and assists this season. They had those three players who could win a match last year, too, but now they have the defense to allow them to do it.

Why They Won't: In short, they don't have Messi.

It might seem like picking nits but deeply flawed teams rarely make it this far in the Champions League. That high-flying front three provides the unpredictability of a goal coming from anywhere across the attack, but the team still doesn't have a standout creator who can break down a defense and magic up a chance for a teammate.

Klopp has famously said "no playmaker in the world can be as good as a good counter-pressing situation," but Liverpool aren't quite pressing as aggressively as they have in the past. Plus, among Europe's top five leagues, not a single player in the Liverpool squad is in the top 50 of open-play chances created per 90 minutes.

The lack of a go-to creator hasn't really mattered just yet; they're here and they have the second-best 34-game record in Premier League history. However, some of Liverpool's worst games this season -- the scoreless home draw with City, the 1-0 road loss to Napoli -- have come against teams who made a point of sticking a branch in their gears. Klopp's side take 15 shots per game but they registered just 11 combined attempts over those two matches.

Ajax: The underdogs who play like champions

538.com SPI: 83.4
Chance of reaching final: 51 percent
Chance of winning: 16 percent
Semifinal opponent: Tottenham (first leg: Tuesday, April 30, second leg: Wednesday, May 8)

Why They'll Win: They know who they are. For whatever reason, most teams tend to shift into a slightly more conservative gear when they're away from home. (See: Barcelona and Manchester City combining for just 16 shots in their two road quarterfinal matches.) Not this team, though. Call it "youthful naivete." Call it "the legacy of Total Football," or simply call it "Hakim Ziyech has never met a shot he won't take." Whatever the reason, Ajax play the same way, no matter where they are.

They took a 2-1 deficit into the Santiago Bernabeu against the three-time defending champs and ripped off 16 shots en route to a 4-1 win. They followed that up by taking down Cristiano Ronaldo and Juventus with a thumping 2-1 victory that could have been 5-1 on a different day. Ajax don't grind out victories; they vaporize any team that's in their way.

Ajax's most recent annual revenues were £81 million. As for their fellow semifinalists: Tottenham brought in £372 million, Liverpool £455 million and Barcelona £612 million. The typical underdog knows the odds aren't in their favor, so they play a reactive style that cedes possession, limits the quality of the opposition's chances and creates space on the other end for the occasional counter-attack or set piece. But for every Leicester City and Atletico Madrid, there are countless other teams who tried something similar, failed and were swiftly swept into the dustbin of history.

The reason Ajax have made it this far -- and could go even farther -- isn't that they've played the probabilities properly and caught lightning in a bottle. No, it's this: Even though the finances say they're David, they play like they're Goliath.

Why They Won't: What happens when they can't play their game? Ajax's wins were predicated on passing over, around, underneath and through their opponents. At their best, they systematically create an overwhelming number of chances and enough of them go in. Neither Real Madrid nor Juventus are teams that will automatically dominate possession, and neither side has an effective, swarming counter-press. So, they both allowed Ajax to play they way they want to play.

In three of the four games against those two sides, Barca-bound Frenkie de Jong completed more passes than anyone else on the field. What happens if an opposition press, much like Tottenham did with Chelsea's Jorginho, removes him from build-up play? What if their opponents dominate possession and field position? Can Ajax shift into a more vertical, counter-attacking approach? Or do they need the ball in order to generate enough shots to score?

Of the four remaining teams, Ajax have to answer the most questions.

Tottenham: The never-say-quit collective

538.com SPI: 84.1
Chance of reaching final: 49 percent
Chance of winning: 15 percent
Semifinal opponent: Ajax (first leg: Tuesday, April 30, second leg: Wednesday, May 8)

Why They'll Win: They have one of the best finishers in the world. "But," you say, "Harry Kane is out for the year!" To which I respond: meet this guy.

Forget the emotional torture of VAR. Briefly ignore Pep Guardiola's inability to either wear his hood properly or coach Manchester City beyond the Champions League quarterfinals. City vs. Tottenham was absolute madness but beneath all of the narratives and emotions, there's a simple story: Tottenham converted a high percentage of their chances and City didn't. They each scored four goals but according to FiveThirtyEight, City created 3.7 expected goals worth of chances, while Tottenham registered just 1.6.

Part of that is luck and part of it is that they have Son Heung-Min. Most players over time score roughly around the same number of goals as expected but a handful, like Messi and Son, consistently finish at a much higher rate. Over the past six years, per the website Understat, Son has scored 53 goals in domestic play on just 35.75 expected goals. He's equally adept with either foot -- 30 with his right, 21 with his left -- and if Tottenham manage to lift their first-ever European Cup, they'll be two of the biggest reasons why.

-- Was Man City vs. Spurs the greatest CL game ever?

Why They Won't: Son is suspended for the first leg against Ajax and they're simply running out of players!

Making it this far is an incredible achievement for a club that hasn't signed a new player in either of the past two transfer windows, a first for the Premier League. Mauricio Pochettino has pieced together various lineups that barely contain anything that could legitimately be described as "a midfield" but the club's lack of ambition in squad-building, coupled with a number of key injuries and the regular attrition of a long season, has left them terribly thin.

Against Man City on Wednesday night, Moussa Sissoko -- once an outcast whom Pochettino has been forced to reintegrate into the midfield as a key cog -- went off injured in the first half and was replaced with Fernando Llorente, who is 34 years old and absolutely not a midfielder. The team has plenty of extra central defenders and fullbacks, but there's close to no cover remaining in the midfield or the attack.

Currently one point clear of fifth-place Chelsea (and with a game in hand), Spurs have five close-to-must-win Premier League games left, in addition to the two legs against Ajax and a potential European final. Ajax, Barcelona,and Liverpool all enter this stage of the tournament with what are close to their first-choice XIs fully intact. Even in the best case scenario, Tottenham just won't be able to say the same.

West Indies women have named a fit-again Hayley Matthews and left-arm pace-bowling allrounder Stacy-Ann King in the 14-member squad that will tour Ireland and England in May-June.

Offspinner Anisa Mohammed, who was part of the squads that toured Pakistan and the UAE for the limited-overs series against the former, has been dropped alongside wicketkeeper-batsman Merissa Aguilleira, who had led the T20I side in Karachi in designated captain Stafanie Taylor's absence.

Matthews returns to the national fold after missing both series against Pakistan with an injured medial collateral ligament that she had sustained while playing for the Hobart Hurricanes in the Women's Big Bash League last December. She has been named deputy to captain Taylor. King, meanwhile, last played for West Indies in 2016 at the World T20 final against Australia in Kolkata.

Interim chairman of selectors Robert Haynes said: "Stacy Ann King's return to the West Indies Women's team to tour Ireland and England is no real surprise after her performance during the recently concluded Colonial Medical Insurance Women's Super50 Cup and CWI's T20 Blaze tournaments. Her experience is very vital in this very crucial series against England, a series that we must win, so her ability to bowl good left arm swing will be an added dimension to our bowling attack.

"Anisa Mohammed and Merissa Aguilleira's performances in the recent women's championships weren't what we expected or how we wanted them to perform, so unfortunately they were not picked on this touring squad. There are other ladies who are vying for these coveted spots, we have three other wicketkeepers who have all been scoring consistently thereby outperforming Merissa."

The fourteen-member squad along with six reserve players will assemble in Antigua from May 6 to 20 for a training camp, before the touring party's departure to Ireland on May 21. They will play in three T20Is, on May 26, 28 and 29 there before taking on England in three ODIs as part of the ICC Women's Championships, on June 6, 9 and 13. West Indies will round out the tour with three T20Is against England, to be played on June 18, 21 and 25.

West Indies are currently ranked sixth and fourth on the ICC ODI and T20I team rankings, and occupy the seventh spot on the eight-team ICC Women's Championship table. In their most recent international outings, they had won the T20I series 2-1 against Pakistan, in Karachi, but lost the subsequent ODIs 1-2.

Squad: Stafanie Taylor (capt), Hayley Matthews (vice-capt), Deandra Dottin, Afy Fletcher, Karishma Ramharack, Chedean Nation, Chinelle Henry, Kycia Knight, Kyshona Knight, Shakera Selman, Shamilia Connell, Shemaine Campbell, Natasha McLean, Stacy Ann King

Reserves: Shabika Gajnabi, Sheneta Grimmond, Reniece Boyce, Britney Cooper, Shanika Bruce, Shawnisha Hector

LOS ANGELES -- MLS intends to expand to 30 teams, with teams 28 and 29 requiring an expansion fee of $200 million, commissioner Don Garber announced Thursday following a Board of Governors meeting.

Garber said the board had authorized his office to advance into exclusive discussions with St. Louis and Sacramento with an eye toward those two cities being the 28th and 29th teams.

MLS currently has 24 teams and has already confirmed expansion teams in Austin, Miami, and Nashville to join in the coming years.

"In the last 10 years we've been experiencing unprecedented growth for a major league in North America," Garber said. "Expansion has been a key driver of that growth and it really is a great measure of the enormous enthusiasm and the commitment that our fans have in markets both new and old to support our league and our players and to see the sport grow."

Garber said the ownership groups from both cities will make formal presentations to the league's expansion committee in the coming weeks. Part of the process will involve getting to know the respective ownership groups, both of which have investors who are relatively new to the process. Garber hopes a final decision on both cities would be made before this summer's All-Star Game in Orlando in late July.

"We'll be asking them for their formal and final plans for a commitment of corporate support, the final composition of their ownership group, and detailed economics on their funding of both their team operations and their stadium plans," said Garber.

While the league has said at times that it would stop expanding at 28 teams, the announcement was not a surprise. Garber said the strength of the Sacramento and St. Louis bids was part of what drove the Board to decide to expand to 30 teams.

Sacramento's hopes of landing a team were boosted in January when billionaire Ron Burkle became the new lead investor in the Sacramento Republic soccer team. The team currently plays in the second-tier United Soccer League.

Burkle is a co-owner of the NHL's Pittsburgh Penguins with a net worth estimated at $2 billion by Forbes magazine.

The St. Louis group includes World Wide Technology CEO Jim Kavanaugh and the Taylor family, owners of the rental car company Enterprise Holdings.

In a statement released on Thursday, the Sacramento Republic said: "Today is a monumental step in the process and we are closer than ever to reaching our goal of bringing Major League Soccer to Sacramento. There isn't a better fit for MLS than our city and today's announcement is a testament to the strength of Sacramento's bid, and most importantly, to the faith and devotion of Republic FC fans. We will continue our ongoing communication with the Commissioner and with MLS and look forward to finalizing all next steps to deliver MLS to Sacramento."

In terms of what number of teams the league will stop expanding, Garber didn't commit to a definitive number.

"I don't know that we have a firm handle yet on what the final number of teams in the league ought to be," said Garber. "We have a lot of work to do to determine what the future state of MLS is in 10 years and in 20 years. We continue to believe that there are many, many cities across the country that could support an MLS team, with a great stadium and a great fanbase and great local ownership that will invest in the sport in their community."

Garber added that MLS will "take our time" on team 30, though it remains in discussions with the likes of Phoenix, Las Vegas, Detroit and Charlotte.

"We don't want to be unbalanced, but at the same time I think we do need to take a bit of a deep breath and on-board the teams that are going to be coming in over the next number of years."

Garber lauded the bids of Sacramento and St. Louis but also stressed that both ownership group still had work to do. Garber said that Sacramento needed to finalize their corporate sponsorship as well as some elements of the stadium plan. St. Louis needs to finalize its stadium plan as well, but Garber's expectation is that both cities will get their respective bids over the line.

"I've got confidence in both markets," said Garber. "We wouldn't be here today without the confidence of our ownership group to try to put all the elements in place to give them the opportunity to finalize the deal."

Information from The Associated Press was used in this report.

Former Arkansas coach Mike Anderson is in negotiations to become the next head coach for St. John's, sources confirmed to ESPN.

Anderson, 59, emerged as the favorite on Thursday night, according to sources. Yale's James Jones and former George Mason and Georgia Tech head coach Paul Hewitt were among the other coaches in consideration.

Newsday was first to report that Anderson would be headed to St. John's.

The job has proven difficult to fill after Chris Mullin stepped down as coach earlier in the month. The school's first choice to replace Mullin, Arizona State head coach Bobby Hurley, decided to stay in Tempe and signed a contract extension. St. John's then pursued Loyola Chicago's Porter Moser, but Moser turned down the Red Storm after visiting the Queens campus and having an interview. Iona's Tim Cluess withdrew his name from consideration on Thursday morning.

Anderson was fired by Arkansas last month after eight seasons as head coach of the Razorbacks. During his time in Fayetteville, Anderson led Arkansas to the NCAA tournament three times. Prior to taking over at Arkansas, Anderson spent five seasons at Missouri, with which he went to three NCAA tournaments -- including an Elite Eight run in 2009. Anderson also was the head coach at UAB for four seasons, winning at least 20 games in all four seasons and advancing to the NCAA tournament three times.

The Birmingham, Alabama, native began his coaching career as an assistant coach under Nolan Richardson, first at Tulsa, his alma mater, for three seasons, and then at Arkansas for 17 seasons.

Anderson would replace Mullin, who stepped down from his position earlier this month. Mullin, the greatest player in program history, was in charge of the Red Storm for four seasons. He led St. John's to an NCAA tournament appearance this season, his first since taking over as head coach, but the Red Storm lost in the First Four to Arizona State.

Following the season, Mullin had multiple contentious meetings with athletic director Mike Cragg, leading to speculation on his job status. Mullin announced his resignation the day after the national championship game.

Sylvia Hatchell has resigned as head coach of North Carolina's women's basketball program amid an investigation into allegations she made racially offensive remarks.

The university announced Hatchell's resignation Thursday night.

"The University commissioned a review of our women's basketball program, which found issues that led us to conclude that the program needed to be taken in a new direction," athletics director Bubba Cunningham said in a statement. "It is in the best interests of our University and student-athletes for us to do so. Coach Hatchell agrees, and she offered her resignation today. I accepted it.

"We appreciate her 33 years of service to Carolina and to the community, and we wish her the best. Our focus now is on conducting a search for a new head coach who will build on our great Carolina traditions and promote a culture of excellence."

North Carolina had placed Hatchell and her three assistants on paid administrative leave earlier this month and was reviewing the program, saying that the review was "due to issues raised by student-athletes and others."

Hatchell, a 2013 Hall of Fame inductee, is the winningest women's basketball coach in Atlantic Coast Conference history. She has a career record of 1,023-405 and is 751-325 in 33 years at UNC with a national title in 1994.

NEW YORK -- Philadelphia center Joel Embiid sat out Game 3 of the 76ers' first-round series against the Brooklyn Nets on Thursday because of left knee soreness.

Greg Monroe started in Embiid's place and had nine points and 13 rebounds. The Sixers won 131-115 to take a 2-1 series lead.

Embiid, who missed 14 of the Sixers' final 24 games after the All-Star break because of left knee tendinitis, was listed as questionable coming into Thursday. He was limited to 45 minutes total in the first two games of the series, which Philadelphia split 1-1 on its home floor.

"It's tough," Embiid said before Thursday's game when asked about his health. "That's what tendinitis is all about. And some days you got your days, and some other days is different. So, even in the games that I play, I just try to go out there and try to play for these guys, I try to help us win the series and eliminate them. So, whatever, whatever I can do. But it's hard. I just got to keep pushing it and see how it goes."

Embiid arrived in street clothes to the visitors locker room at Barclays Center about 65 minutes before tipoff and went through a light, 15-minute workout on the court before being ruled out.

"It is becoming better slowly but surely," Embiid said before he went out to the court for his warm-up. "We just have to be smart about how we handle it every single day. But I'm sure these guys won't let me get on the court if there's a chance of something bad happening. So I just got to trust the process."

Before the game, Embiid also reiterated his apology to Nets center Jarrett Allen, whom he struck in the face with his elbow in Game 2, drawing a flagrant foul 1 after an officials review. When he initially apologized after Game 2, he and Ben Simmons both stifled laughter while they conducted a joint postgame news conference.

"I was trying to be genuine, and I was actually sorry about what I did, and I actually apologized to Jarett during the game," Embiid said, adding that he texted an apology to the Nets' Rondae Hollis-Jefferson to pass on to Allen. "I kept asking him if he was OK. That was not my intent. I don't do that type of stuff. And I just wanted to make sure that he was OK. So, I did apologize to him, and unfortunately at the podium, my teammate made me laugh, and it kind of took a wrong turn.

"But I was apologizing. I wasn't laughing because of not being sorry, which I am, obviously. I'm extremely sorry. That's not what I meant to do. I was just trying to be aggressive and make a basketball play, and sometimes you got to use your elbows to create separation, especially into the chest. But it was -- I probably should have been ejected. I saw the play. That was a bad play.

"Like I said, that's not the type of person I am. I did apologize. It's unfortunate that I laughed. ... I guess it was surprising for [Simmons] for me to be kind of humble. Which I am humble, but when it comes to basketball, I like letting people know that I cannot be stopped and that I'm the most unstoppable player in the league."

San Antonio has created separation with a 19-5 run to take a 112-94 lead with under five minutes left. Nuggets having trouble stopping the Spurs while Derrick White has dominated the matchup at point guard against Jamal Murray. Murray isn't moving great on defense after that spill he took but it doesn't matter on this night. White has torched Denver for 36 points, five assists and four rebounds on an efficient 15-for-20 shooting. Reminder, this is just White's third playoff game as a starter.

Boston Red Sox second baseman Dustin Pedroia was placed on the 10-day injured list Thursday with irritation in his surgically repaired left knee.

Pedroia came out of Wednesday night's loss to the Yankees after 1½ innings and was examined in New York rather than traveling with the team to Tampa Bay.

Pedroia, 35, missed all but three games last season while rehabbing the knee after having cartilage restoration surgery following the 2017 season.

"He felt a pop, I think he said, yesterday," Dave Dombrowski, the team's president of baseball operations, said on WEEI radio Thursday. "As we know, the knee is never going to be 100 percent. It's amazing that any player can play with what he's gone through."

Pedroia began the season on the injured list with left knee inflammation. He was activated April 9 for the Red Sox's first homestand and is 2-for-20 at the plate.

The Red Sox called up right-handed pitcher Marcus Walden from Triple-A Pawtucket to take Pedroia's place on the roster.

The reeling Red Sox, 6-13 after a two-game sweep by the Yankees, open a three-game series against the East-leading Tampa Bay Rays at Tropicana Field on Friday.

NEW YORK -- The Yankees have suspended the use of Kate Smith's recording of "God Bless America" during the seventh-inning stretch while they investigate an allegation of racism against the late singer.

The New York Daily News reported Thursday there are conflicting claims about Smith's 1939 song "That's Why Darkies Were Born." The song originated in the 1931 Broadway revue "George White's Scandals" and was considered satire, but includes racist language. It was recorded by Smith and also by Paul Robeson, who was black.

The team said in a statement: "The Yankees have been made aware of a recording that had been previously unknown to us and decided to immediately and carefully review this new information. The Yankees take social, racial and cultural insensitivities very seriously. And while no final conclusions have been made, we are erring on the side of sensitivity."

Smith died in 1986. The Yankees have used her recording of "God Bless America" and sometimes live singers during the seventh inning since the 9/11 terrorist attacks. They used an organ version of the song on Wednesday and Thursday.

To protect their privacy, pro athletes have long been known to use bogus names when checking into hotels. But bogus jobs? Yep, that's a thing, too. As much as Americans love talking about work, the guys who play the American pastime for a living would rather not talk about it. Like, ever.

In the spirit of true journalism (and nosiness), we canvassed MLB clubhouses to find some of the game's go-to counterfeit careers.

Kevin Gausman, Atlanta Braves: I'm a blimp folder. I just fly around with the pilot and make sure to type in the right things. Sometimes we'll have football games, and you have to type in "Go Patriots" or "There's free Bud Light after the game," and then we land, and we deflate the blimp, and I start folding. It takes a long time. Usually a couple of hours, but I try to get it done pretty quick. People always assume that someone's telling the truth, especially when they first meet you and ask what you do. They don't think that you're lying. So a lot of people just go with it. They don't think of the fact that there's no way a blimp ever gets folded. I guess people just aren't that smart.

Patrick Corbin, Washington Nationals: When I was with the Diamondbacks, a good one was an air-conditioning company called Air-izona. We were in business selling air conditioners. T.J. McFarland does a good job with that. We would just let him take off with it and see what happens. Once, we went to the hotel in Pittsburgh, and we all had our jumpsuits on, and he said we were a professional cornhole team. That was pretty strange because there were about 60 of us walking in, and only two people can play cornhole at a time. But the lady didn't pick up on it. She didn't believe there was professional cornhole, but we convinced her there was. It has been on ESPN before, so I'm guessing that's professional.

"There can't be that much to know about manufacturing football pylons, right?"

Yankees reliever Zack Britton

Khris Davis, Oakland A's: I tell them I work at Foot Locker. I wouldn't pick a profession that I don't know anything about. I know a little something about shoes. Usually if I use that story, I'm on vacation or somewhere I don't want to be known. Nobody really cares about a shoe salesman, so the conversation doesn't last long.

J.T. Realmuto, Philadelphia Phillies: The latest one I used was after I got a scratch on my nose sliding into home plate. Nice little wound. A couple of days later, somebody asked me what I do for a living. I said I was an amateur boxer. Nothing big, just kind of a small-name guy. He bought it, but I didn't have to go too far into detail because once I said I was a small-time amateur, he didn't really care. If people really are fans of baseball, you can tell the ones you don't want to have that conversation with. And this guy was one of the people I didn't feel like talking to for three hours about baseball. If they're not a fan, they'll just say, "Cool. You play baseball -- big deal." But if it's a huge baseball fan, they'll start asking all types of questions.

Corey Dickerson, Pittsburgh Pirates: Where I'm from, in Mississippi, a lot of guys are in the oil field. So I tell them I'm an E-line operator that runs explosives. That's what my brother does. He started at a young age and worked his way up from deckhand to supervisor to E-line operator, out on the water in the Gulf. When they close down a drill, they run explosives down the pipe and basically blow it up. I guess you don't want a standing drill pipe. Instead of it being stuck in the ground and you can't get the rest of it out, they blow it up and disconnect it.

Justin Upton, Los Angeles Angels: Financial guy. My firm is based out of Los Angeles. We work with athletes and actors and actresses. I start spitballing from there. I've never been caught. Nobody ever recognizes me. They're like, "You look familiar." And I'm like, "I get that all the time." Usually it ends right there. They've gone as far as saying, "You look like Justin Upton." And I go, "Yeah, I get that all the time. I do look like him."

Mike Zunino, Tampa Bay Rays: I tell people I work in construction. My father-in-law is a contractor, so I've learned stuff through him, and it's a good alias. We've done flooring together. We've done some woodworking. Once we bought our home and started doing stuff like that, I leaned on him to teach me so that we weren't always bringing over a handyman to do it. I built and mounted some floating shelves for my son's room. You see something come from nothing, and it's pretty cool. The biggest fear is that you run into somebody else that does the same thing, and now you're like, "Oh crap, now I've really got to answer some questions here." If that happens, you fake a phone call and hope you never see that person again.

Zack Britton, New York Yankees: I was out with my cousin one time and got to talking to some people, and inevitably someone asked what we do. We just didn't feel like bringing up the whole baseball thing, so my cousin told him that we were football pylon manufacturers. First, he was like, "What's that?" There happened to be a football game on, so we're like, "See the thing at the goal line? Those are pylons." He was like, "What? That's a business?" There can't be that much to know about manufacturing football pylons, right? We kind of just rolled with it, and the guy lost interest immediately. It's not a conversation starter -- it's a conversation ender. And that's kind of the whole point.